Tuesday, November 20, 2007

devin makes me LOL

A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head."
The next baby walked up and asked, "Mummy why is my name Rose?" she replied,
"Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
The last baby walked up to her and said, "BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY."
The mother replied, "Please be quiet, Refrigerator."

1 comment:

Prometheus said...

Three couples are applying to become members of a new church in town: a newlywed couple, a couple that's been married for five years, and a coupe that's been married for 40 years. After meeting with the three, the priest says "We think you would all make wonderful members of our church, but before we can welcome you in, there's one final test we ask of all applicants: you must go two weeks without having sex. This will prove your devotion to the church and its principles".

The three couples assent, go their separate ways, and re-convene two weeks later. The priest asks, "so, how did you all do?"

The 40-year couple replies "No problems. We've been married so long we're very comfortable with one another and have a myriad of other things we enjoy doing. We made it through with no problems."

"Congratulations", replies the priest, "welcome to the church".

The 5-year couple replies "Well, father, it was very tough, but we made it. Half-way through the second week, we almost gave into our urges, but this means so much to us, we were able to persevere. We made it!"

"Congratulations", replies the priest, "welcome to the church".

The newlywed couple, however, had a different story, "I'm sorry to admit this father, but we didn't make it. We held off about five days, but on the sixth, my wife bent over to pick up a can of beans from the bottom shelf and when I saw her, I was so overcome with lust, I had to take her right then and there on the floor!"

"Well, I'm sorry to hear that my son, but I'm afraid you won't be welcome in our church," says the priest.

"Yeah, I understand", says the husband, "we're not welcome in the grocery store any more, either!"